It was a nice little afternoon, as most would call, in America's capital. Much nicer than the cold concrete sidewalk that is under me, but I suppose being a special briefcase, seeing and feeling nice things shouldn't really matter to me. The combination of plastic, rubber, and metal is what I'm made of.
A briefcase carried by this human in broad daylight, would normally seem harmless, if I was a normal briefcase. I'm actually a high tech government item with weaponry functions, and I've just been handed to another human agent named Walter Bekket. He was a bit of a clumsy fellow and then I thought he lacked common sense.
He sat me down on a green bench on the sidewalk and, opened me up and began to press my buttons while eating a bagel. Then I saw for the first time in my existence, humor. An unusual pigeon that seemed to have a human understanding took interest in the bagel. He soon attacked the human wanting the bagel, only to have him throw it over me and behind me on the ground. Then the stupid bird landed on top of me, and he was heavy enough to tip me over, closing me with him inside.
He started messing with my buttons, making me jump all over the place. A minute later I was flying around on jets and firing lasers every where causing people to panic Though he looked like was having fun. The smell of smoke and sweat permeated the air.
Then that Walter human held up that stupid bread catching my pilots attention and landed. They negotiated in silence, after pointing a missle at him for making a funny movement, the bird gestured that he throw it up in the air and he did. Once distracted he knocked the bird away, then the bagel landed on the big red button
A briefcase carried by this human in broad daylight, would normally seem harmless, if I was a normal briefcase. I'm actually a high tech government item with weaponry functions, and I've just been handed to another human agent named Walter Bekket. He was a bit of a clumsy fellow and then I thought he lacked common sense.
He sat me down on a green bench on the sidewalk and, opened me up and began to press my buttons while eating a bagel. Then I saw for the first time in my existence, humor. An unusual pigeon that seemed to have a human understanding took interest in the bagel. He soon attacked the human wanting the bagel, only to have him throw it over me and behind me on the ground. Then the stupid bird landed on top of me, and he was heavy enough to tip me over, closing me with him inside.
He started messing with my buttons, making me jump all over the place. A minute later I was flying around on jets and firing lasers every where causing people to panic Though he looked like was having fun. The smell of smoke and sweat permeated the air.
Then that Walter human held up that stupid bread catching my pilots attention and landed. They negotiated in silence, after pointing a missle at him for making a funny movement, the bird gestured that he throw it up in the air and he did. Once distracted he knocked the bird away, then the bagel landed on the big red button
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